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How to make the world a better place.*brain fart*jollyjack
1: The managerial lead behind any software patch or update must have their home address made public at the time of its release.
2: A metal plate must be placed beneath the doorway of all shops and stores, which will become electrified if anyone should stop within them.
3: You must pass a spatial awareness test before being permitted to use a shopping trolley.
4: Use of marijuana must become compulsory in Russia.
5: Nurses must receive the same wage as the players of any professional sport.
6: Politicians must have experience working in the field that they want to govern.
7: The entire staff and their families of any company that employs cold calling are to be executed.
8: Firearms must be made to look like giant, purple dildos.
9: News outlets may only ever publish or broadcast facts, not opinions.
10: Someone must explain why religious texts should be taken more seriously than fairy tales.
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"Punk" is nothing but death...and crime...and the rage of a beast!
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Current Residence: In a far off part of the Galaxy
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ex-large
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Operating System: I have no idea
MP3 player of choice: What ever you give me.
Shell of choice: .50 caliber
Wallpaper of choice: Pictures from DA
Skin of choice: Scales
Favourite cartoon character: watch way too many cartoons
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